THREE THINGS THAT MADE ME LAUGH THIS WEEK

  1. Chinese exploding watermelons. Apparently some Chinese farmers, lured by the lucrative watermelon market, have been adding chemicals to their crops that, coupled with heavy rains, are making watermelons swelling to the point of bursting, creating chain explosions in the fields. Serves them right for messing with nature.
  2. There is a book at the top of Amazon’s best-sellers list titled “Go the fuck to sleep”. For anybody who has tried to put a small child to sleep, this will resonate with no need for further explanations.
  3. The news that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child about 13 years ago with a housekeeper and managed to keep it secret until now. This didn’t so much make me laugh but rather wonder about men who behave like dogs and women who stick by notorious philanderers. I am sorry Maria but if the whole of California knew about the Governor’s repetitive  philandering, your denials, your support and now your shock seem a bit disingenuous. Good luck to you nonetheless.

Have a good week-end.

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